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Q: Is gay marriage as bad as slavery?

A: Just how much paint have you been huffing?

04. Failing to take them with me.

05. Being stabbed.

06. Getting shot.

02. Getting cut in half and/or nailed to things and/or impaled.

03. Being vivisected and/or weaponised.

07. Being kicked in the face(?).

08. Failing to make an impact.

09. Being ripped apart.

10. Whatever the fuck it was that actually ended up happening to me.

Oh wow. Can this week get any better?

*notices That Book on a nearby table*

Ah. Guess not.

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Off the top of my head, these three first came to mind:

1: Vesta, if only to see if it really does have the tallest mountain in the Solar System.

2: Mimas, if only to make sure that it definitely isn't what it looks like.

3: Eris, if only to satisfy the desire to congregate at boundary conditions.

Q: Does the Daily Mail publish an absurd number of poorly-researched stories about things that may or may not cause cancer?

A: They wouldn't dream of it.

Interestingly, I started out titling these posts after episodes of Evangelion on the basis that it was the least Twilight-like work of fiction I could think of, and I thought I'd find the contrast amusing as the project went on. And yet, here we have Bella facing a problem that any hedgehogs reading this will find all too familiar:

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1. Propaganda.

2. Physiology.

3. Microbiology.

4. Alchemy.

5. Communication.

6. Gravity.

7. Cosmology.

8. Light.

9. Sociology.

Remarkably, I don't hate it yet:

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All right, let's not put this off any longer, lest sanity prevail and I just abandon the whole thing:

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Somewhere between 190-200, depending on what you choose to define as a country.

Going by UN membership, it's 193, if South Sudan is included, (I can't remember if they're part of the UN yet).

In addition to those, however, are a few non-member states like Taiwan or Kosovo, which are widely considered to be de facto countries, even without UN membership.

Taking the most widely-accepted of those into account, the number, I think, is 196.

And yes, I did know all that off the top of my head.